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ToonSchool: Club Can't Handle Me

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ToonSchool Music Video Mania
Club Can't Handle Me


As the spotlights shine on the ToonSchool Music Video Mania stage once again, we saw Phineas, Ferb, and their guest host, Tony Clark on stage with their signature remote and microphones on their hands.

"Hello, everyone! I'm Phineas and this is Ferb! Along with our new kid and guest host, Tony Clark, welcome back to ToonSchool Music Video Mania!" Phineas declared as their studio audience once again roared to the hosts, knowing they will give them another new music video today.

"We've got a great show for you today," Phineas said to the audience, "Do you know why, T?"
Tony agreed and said, "Yeah! It's because 2012 is almost here!"

As Tony said those words out, the hosts pulled out and played their air horns, party blowers, and noisemakers as the big neon Happy New Year! Sign appeared behind them.

"And celebrate the New Year, Tony, Ash, Timmy, Blossom, and Bubbles will sing a hit song right out of Flo-Rida's latest tracks," Phineas said as he pushed one of the buttons of his remote to switch to the footage of Flo-Rida's music video, Club Can't Handle Me.

"Club Can't Handle Me" was released on Flo-Rida's third album, Only One Flo (Part 1) and it was part of the sequel of the biggest dance film's soundtrack, Step Up 3D," Tony explained to the audience, "He also performed it at RunnerAwaker's home country, Philippines last year."

"With a help from the ToonSchool cast, we'll give you a few sneak peeks at what's coming at the new ToonSchool!" Phineas added.

"But before we go on, has anyone seen my spy boots lately?" Tony said as he looks around the stage, which Phineas and Ferb does the same.

Suddenly, they saw Timmy up in the air, wearing Tony's spy boots which in rocket boots mode screaming, "GAH! SOMEONE GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!!!"

As the hosts watched Timmy in shock, Cosmo and Wanda, disguised as an assistant producer and a studio stylist respectively, come up on stage and spoke to them, "I told him not to touch your gadgets while you're hosting the show."

Then she angrily glared at her husband in silence, which he responds, "What? I thought that was part of his 'spy-chic' look."

Tony then snapped out his shock and spoke to the audience, "Until we get Timmy down and get my spy boots back, here's "Club Can't Handle Me" with me and my friends, Ash, Blossom, Bubbles, and Timmy!"

"That is, if he can sing on some future episodes," Wanda mumbled as Phineas switched the channels to today's music video.

And they ran out of the stage to help get Timmy down as the music video is about to start.

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The song starts as Tony, in his spy suit and his rocket boots, flying and landed on the dark alley of ToonTown.

When he tries to find his destination, we hear Ash, Timmy, Blossom, and Bubbles' voices, singing the beginning of the song.

Ash, Timmy, Blossom, Bubbles: (singing) You know I know how
To make em stop and stare as I zone out


As he founds his location, a door that has white colored words, "ToonSchool" and heads straights to it, the windows on some buildings begin to show some of the footage of the original ToonSchool pilot episode, "New Kid In ToonTown".

(Footage: We see Jimmy in his new house in ToonTown, watching some Machoke and other movers taking out the furniture and into their new house. Then, we saw Jimmy look at the ToonSchool building from his parents' car window, which is looked like a school combined with an academy, a large building, and almost like a castle somehow.)

The club can't even handle me right now
Watchin you watchin me I'll go all out


As Tony slowly opens the door, the footages from the buildings' window suddenly changes to some footages of the remake's pilot episode.

(Footage: We saw Tony and the other Southdale students got out of the bus station and saw not only people and humanoid animals who can talk, but they saw several birds with brown feathers and keep saying "Pidgey" while flying through the skies.)

The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)

(Footage: We then saw Tony and Daryl along with the old ToonSchool cast entered ToonSchool.)

The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)

When he finally entered the building, he saw inside the building is decorated a club-like, but kid-friendly feel with a juice bar, a DJ booth, and a dance floor with Ash, Timmy, Blossom, and Bubbles in a hip-hop outfits dancing within it. Knowing that he's finally here, he quickly spins around the floor, which magically changes his spy suit to his ToonSchool outfit and starts singing the first verse.

Tony: (singing) Hey
I own the night and I don't need no help
Gotta be defeatin' that scarface player


(Footage: We saw Tony and Daryl stopping Vicky from burning Bubbles' toy octopus, Octi by throwing Tony's Freezdisc on Vicky's hand, which she drops her flame blower in the process.)

Stuntin go wild can't handle this plan
Life of the club arrogant like yeah!


We then saw Jimmy dancing on the dance floor, which quickly impressed the other students of ToonSchool in the mysterious club.

Top like Flo-Rida so the girls just melt

(Footage: We then saw Jimmy arrogantly opened the door to the Mad Science Lab. Then, when he quickly saw a student who got turned into a two-faced monster thanks to his experiments, he quickly closed the door in panic and sheepishly grins at the others, much to Tony and Daryl's confusion.)

Want too many all know me like Twelve

We then saw Lilo and Stitch dancing each other in a hip-hop, yet hula style dance.

Look like a show and they all just stare
Jumpin', Shoutin', standin on chairs


(Footage: When the ToonSchool gang shows the Clark boys the swimming pool area of the school, Daryl mildly splashes the pool, which quickly scares Stitch a lot due to his fear of water, and quickly jumps to Lilo's arms in panic.)

Fall out coz that's the business

We then saw Tony singing near the DJ booth, which Danny is the DJ of the club.

All out it's so ridiculous

(Footage: We saw Danny in his ghost form, shows his powers to the new kids by overshadowing Timmy and making him do some funny stuff, much to the other's enjoyment.)

Zone out so much attention

We then saw Jake Long, Mac, and Bloo doing a B-Boy dance battle. When it's Bloo's turn, he quickly does the Moonwalk. Despite he has no legs, it really impressed the crowd a lot, even Jake and Mac also clapped for his Moonwalk attempt.

Scream out I'm in the building (hey!)
They watchin I know this


(Footage: Jake quickly shows his dragon powers by letting Tony and Daryl ride on his back and fly up in the air. Then he blows a fireball in the sky, which explodes into daylight fireworks, much to the boys' enjoyment. Then, it cuts to Bloo playing some video games in the Chill Room, which Mac pulls him out of the room to continue the tour.)

I'm rockin I'm rolling
I'm holding, I know it
You know it


Then, it cuts to the dance floor, where Tony, Timmy, Ash, Blossom, and Bubbles dancing and singing with their friends.

All: You know I know how
To make em stop and stare as I zone out


(Footage: We then saw Ash with his Pokémon partner, Pikachu battling with Timmy's rented Chimchar in the Creature House.)

The club can't even handle me right now

(Footage: The Powerpuff Girls then make their superhero pose to Tony and Daryl.)

Watchin you watchin me I'll go all out

Then, we saw Tommy filming the singers and Juniper just waiting for her smoothies near the juice bar while Bart is the bartender and shakes a few smoothies before giving it to Tommy and June.

The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)

(Footage: We saw Tommy filming Tony and Daryl, but he was stopped by Juniper. And it then cuts to Bart got chased by Vice Principal Prickley, who somehow got caught for his recent pranks again. But he quickly lost him when Bart hides behind Tony and Danny.)

The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)

It cuts to Tony, who is singing at the top of the juice bar with the crowd cheering to him.

Tony: Hey
Still feelin myself I'm like outta control
Can't stop now more claps lets go


(Footage: We then saw Tony in his spy suit, stopping Doofenshmirtz's inator by tying the inator's feet with the WOOHP Nun chuck Cable Retractable Yo-Yo, causing it to trip. He quickly strikes a pose as he catches Minnie Mouse in his arms to the camera.)

Ten more rounds can I get a K.O.
Paparazzi trying to make me pose


Then, we see Tony and Daryl, doing a dance battle to each other, where some of the students cheer for Tony, while some cheer for Daryl.

Came to party till' I can't no more

(Footage: We saw Daryl fighting a few Heartless with his scythe.)

Celebrate cuz that's all I know

Then, as we saw Tony, Blossom, and Bubbles dancing, we saw Billy doing a naked streak (which he still has his boxers on), which the girls screamed in terror and covered their eyes from the naked boy.

Tip the groupies takin off their clothes

(Footage: We saw Tony in the Kingdom Hearts world wearing a similar outfit as Sora's, he points his Keyblade to the floating keyhole above him.)

Grand finale' like superbowl

Then, it cuts outside of the club, where Janitor is the bodyguard of the club and checks on some club-goers to see that they're at the list.

Go hard run the show
That's right wild out got money to blow


Then, the Snob Squad tries to sneak in to the club after they have been denied by Janitor, but when he saw the Squad sneaking in, he quickly turns on the security system of the club, which it catch the Snob Squad and made them do the chicken dance, much to their humiliation and their anger to the ToonSchool gang.

More light more ice when I walk in the door
No hype I do it big all over the globe


(Footage: We then saw Dash and Brad tries to beat up on Tony and Daryl, but instead, they beat up on the Snob Squad members with the help of their gadgets.)

Yeah!
I said it
Go tell it


After the Snob Squad done dancing and got kicked out thanks to the club's security system, a big limo shows up in front of the club and when the driver opens the limo door, Mickey Mouse came out from the limo along with some other teachers and staff, including Vice Principal Prickley, which he didn't like at first, but decided go along with it.

Confetti
Who ready?
I'm ready!


Then, it cuts back inside the club, where Tony continue singing over the dance floor as the teachers and staff joins him along to dance.

You ready!
Let's get it!


It quickly cuts back to the juice bar, where not only Tony's at the top of the bar, but also the back-up singers as well.

All: You know I know how
To make em stop and stare as I zone out


(Footage: We then saw Tony wearing Neo's outfit in The Matrix world being chased by Mr. Smith-like Crocker clones, which they fired some lasers to the 11 year old boy, which he dodges it in the process.)

The club can't even handle me right now

It cuts back to the dance floor, where not only the teachers and staff are dancing, but also the parents of the ToonSchool cast too as the Neutron parents and the Turner parents are in the disco outfits while Professor Oak offers Ash's mother, Delia Ketchum to dance with him, which she accepts it and dances along with SpongeBob and his girlfriend, Sandy Cheeks. Janitor also joins in wearing an outfit that is similar Michael Jackson's Thriller outfit and does a Moonwalk, but quickly trips and falls down the ground on his back.

Watchin you watchin me I'll go all out
The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)


(Footage: It then cuts to ToonSchool, where SpongeBob founds a strange button with a WOOHP logo on the light switch. Thinking it's a light switch, he pushes it, which sucks him, the main ToonSchool students, Professor Oak, and Janitor to the opened lockers, which sends them to the Clark's house in the process.)

(Put your hands up!)
(Put your hands up!)
(Put your hands up!)


Then, we saw Bart serving more juice and smoothies to many customers, which he also dances to the song while shaking and serving some orders to them.

The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)

(Footage: We then saw Bart skates down the streets of Southdale with his skateboard while being chased by Heartless. But, he quickly jumps through some lined leaves, which is revealed to be a rope, causing the Heartless to trip.)

(Put your hands up!)
(Put your hands up!)
(Put your hands up!)


Then, it cuts to the another room of the club, which Tony started to sing his solo.

Tony: You got me watchin now (hey)
Got my attention now (hey)


(Footage: We then saw Tony, Daryl, and the rest of the gang saw Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Terrence, and Sherry in front of the mysterious door in shock.)

Got everybody in the club wanting to know now

It cuts to Tony and his crush, Charity Azareal at the dance floor, dancing together while Tony continues to sing.

I am a ladies' man
Come be my lady and...
We can both zone, ouuuut,


(Footage: It cuts to the bird's eye view of Southdale, where the clouds begin to darken, and shadows in the city begin to emerge from the dark areas of it.)

Bring ya body here let me switch up ya atmosphere

It cuts back to the same room where Tony is, where he invited Ash, Timmy, Blossom, and Bubbles to go in.

I'll take you out o' the club 'n' up in my new lid

(Footage: We then saw Tony behind the jet controls in his casual clothes as he put it on hyper speed, which all the ToonSchool gang holds on as the WOOHP jet quickly gets to its destination.)

Fly you all 'round the world
You are my baby girl
Are you ready to go now!


Then, we saw Tony, Ash, Timmy, Blossom, and Bubbles in front of the DJ booth with microphones on their hands as they continue singing to the roaring crowd.

All: You know I know how
To make em stop and stare as I zone out
The club can't even handle me right now


(Footage: We then saw Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof wave their wands and rattle to Tony, which transform from his casual clothes to his ToonSchool outfit, which quickly shock and amaze him at the same time.)

Watchin you watchin me I'll go all out
The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)


Then, every ToonSchool main cast, the teachers, staff joins in as they joins in the fun.

(Put your hands up!)
(Put your hands up!)
(Put your hands up!)


(Footage: In the last footage, we saw the ToonSchool main cast with Tony and Daryl do a group high five after their school tour in excitement.)

The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)
(Put your hands up!)
Let's celebrate now
(Put your hands up!)

Then, Tony quickly ends the song by singing;

Tony: You know who shut it down!

Everyone put on their final pose to the crowd as the video ends.

---

As the video ends, we saw Tony holding his spy boots, who quickly glared at Timmy in anger after they quickly deactivate his jet boots from the 11 year old pink-hated boy backstage.

"Wow! Talk about starting the New Year with a bang!" Phineas commented in excitement as he turned around to Tony and Timmy, "But seriously Timmy, try to ask Tony first the next time you want to try out his gadgets, okay?"

"Fine. And I'm sorry for wasting you spy boots' fuel," Timmy apologized to the glaring boy.

"As long as you refill it after the show," Tony said, "I already filled it up before I even got here."

"And that's all the time we have! ToonSchool will officially premiere on January 7th, so watch out!" Phineas declared, "Until then, this is Phineas and Ferb..."

"And Tony Clark," Tony said as he gave the audience a grin and a salute, "Signing out!"

As the gang wave to the audience, Tony spoke up to the boys, "Speaking of which, have you guys seen my Tornado in a Can of Soda?"

Phineas and Timmy shrugged in confusion, but Ferb sheepishly responds, "Uh, actually I-"
He was then interrupted when they heard a scream and saw some ToonSchool MV Mania crew got chased by a tornado behind them. They quickly gave some angry glares to Ferb, which he returns it with a sheepish grin, as another episode of ToonSchool Music Video Mania draws to a close.
Here's some of the ToonSchool Gang singing to Flo-Rida feat. David Guetta's "Club Can't Handle Me"!

I was originally upload this on New Year's Eve, but I've got some font problems. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to run away from the tornado that Ferb accidentally released. :sprint:

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Daryl Lente and Charity Azareal belongs to me.
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